the passion of the cart

Ya, I know.  Cripples, gays, now jews, very classy.  I just don't care because today I present to you the ultimate in sacrilegious personal mobility, the EV Rider Sportster SE Dual Passenger!
A two-seater cart you say?  Well, not just any double wide.  This is, in fact, the first cart certified by the Tzomet Institute as " the only electronically driven mobility product permitted to be used on Shabbat and Holidays."  
Let that sink in for a moment.  Religious beliefs used as a selling point for a device that encourages a deadly sin, sloth (and most likely gluttony).
Now I ask you, what would the road warrior do, Kyle?
FUN FACT:  The Tzomet Institute is  a research group that finds technology-based loopholes in Jewish law to circumvent halachic permissibility.  Their accolades include a kosher cell phone, a kosher computer mouse, and even a kosher pen with ink that becomes illegible with time making it a  less severe transgression on sabbatical holidays.  The more you know!
 
 
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