ask me about tobacco
Caught this downtown today, looks to be an off-the-rack Fortress-1700 equipped with a modified baby stroller and some sweet vanity plates. I would think the Exclusive Duro-Torque Drive System comes in handy when lugging around a toddler and all the shitty Indian smokes you flip each month with Junior's baby bonus cheque.
"Ask me about tobacco?" I was thinking more along the lines of "Ask me how the hell anyone is gonna fuck with this guy in the Cart Life Tractor Pull?"
Wait, there's going to be a scooter tractor pull?
There is now.
3 comments:
Dan McLean Smokes.
I saw it myself.
where the fuck are the updates?
I'm sorry, I'm lazy and addicted to video games. I do have some good bits in the pipeline though. Fuck your mother!
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